The diveslut is female and she can be a bit of a vain pot. However, when it comes to diving, its just bloody impossible to maintain that level of vanity. If you are a diver, try taking a look at yourself while your underwater. You will come to a realisation that being visually enlarged by 30% is NOT FLATTERING. If you have a zit, it will look like a volcano. If you have a nice belly, you will look several months pregnant. If you have the finest pores on your skin, u will look in dire need of a facial. All skin discolouration looks worse under water and as you go deeper, you loose any redness and you just look zombiefied.
Worse, is hair problems. I like to keep my hair long (and lustrous i would think) but i've come to many instances where my long hair backfires underwater. See exhibit A below and you will see where i'm coming from.
A hair raising experience. No pun intended.
Diving with long hair (ive learnt) requires two things:-
- a good hair tie - which will secure all loose strands and keep you from looking like me in that pic. What i don't like about hair ties though is that when i remove it after a dive, a fistful of hair seems to come off with it too.
- a hair band - ahh yes.. much to my disdain, that is what i forgot that day..
Remembered my hairband this time. Diveslut success. :)
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